At the Mall

So Spock says to Spiderman: "That's not how lightsabers work."

Geoduck Geotech

I think that Geoduck Geotech would be a good name for a soil engineering firm in the Puget Sound region.

Apathy

Whatever...

Happy Mirror New Year!

11-10-10 --> 01-01-11 !!!

Summer's Gone

Where, oh where has my summer gone?
It's autumn now, or so it seems.

Where, oh where has my summer gone?
Winter is just around the corner.

Where, oh where has my summer gone?
Little went as planned.

Where, oh where has my summer gone?
There's always next year...

A Little Poem

Get up off your lazy butt
Now it's time to go do... what?

There's a Cantaloupe on Indiana Jones

To the tune of the Indiana Jones theme:

There's a cantaloupe. . . on the floor.
There's a cantaloupe. . . on the floor, floor, floor!
There's a cantaloupe. . . on the floor!
On the floor! On the floor! On the floor! On the floor!

There's a cantaloupe. . . on the floor.
There's a cantaloupe. . . on the floor, floor, floor!
There's a cantaloupe. . . on the floor!
On the floor! On the floor! On the floor! On the floor!

. . .

a little poem

The sun has ris'
The sun has set
And here I is
Still sitting in my office

Flange Tip Thickness

What in the world is the difference between "full flange tip thickness" and "half flange tip thickness"? I'm guessing 50%, but 50% of what? What's a flange tip thickness??

9-9-09

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Lucky lucky lucky!

Creepy

The bubble in my coffee is staring at me.

UPDATE: pop!

Watch out!

Stand back! He has a banana!

Sixteen Tons of Wet Mud

Why do the "WET MUD" signs on the wall remind me of the song "Sixteen Tons"?

Is there some other similar song that I'm forgetting?

. . . By the way, the "mud" signs refer to patches of plaster.

No Time Like the Present Company Excluded

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Oogama-Boogama

eugama beugama.

That is all.

Piranhamoose!

awesome

Those are crackers, not cookies!

Those are cookies, not crackers!

Obamicon Me

From Obamicon.me via TigerHawk.

To the Tune of "Silver Bells"

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas Day!

Home, Home of Deranged

Oh, give me a phone that's as white as a bone
So the beer and the canteloupe play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging bird
And the walrus will love you all day

Home, home of deranged
Where the beer and the canteloupe play
Where potato is heard a discouraging bird
And the walrus will love you all day