Showing posts with label moon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label moon. Show all posts

Friday, October 02, 2009

Holy Night of Tarénara Tomorrow!



I know your calendar says today is the Holy Day of Tarénara, but the real celebration is tomorrow night, when the moon is full.

So you'd better get ready. Take your bow and arrow, go out into the woods, and dance the sacred Dance of the Hunt! Maybe you'll find a worthy stag to dance with. . . or perhaps even Tarénara's Golden Caribou doe, with antlers of gold and hooves of bronze!

Also, don't forget to take your mooncakes. Yummy, yummy mooncakes.



37-Benton City Yakima River Moon

21 - Othello Moon

14 - Full Moon

59 - Deer Roosevelt Lake

95 - Moon Clouds

96 - Tarénara

Can I have another mooncake, please?

Monday, July 20, 2009

The Eagle Had Landed

Forty years ago today, men walked upon the moon for the first time in history.

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74-First Quarter Moon

Lunar Eclipse 2a

It still seems so far away. . .

Thursday, October 02, 2008

The Tale of Tarénara



Today is, of course, the Holy Day of Tarénara, Goddess of Hunting, Lady of the Moon, the Defender, the Embracer, the Pathfinder. Most devout Tarénarans won't celebrate till the full moon in a couple weeks, but today's the official holiday. Hooray!

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The beautiful, ever-youthful goddess Tarénara has dedicated Her life to Her obligations of directing the moon and hunters world-wide, and to healing those who are in need. Since with Her obligations, Tarénara has no need for men, She took a vow of chastity. Many demigoddesses admired Her strength, skill, and independence, and so They, too, took vows of chastity. These demigoddesses became known as the Tarénarans.

Although Tarénara is an expert huntress Who never uses more than one arrow to strike down her prey, She also makes a point of caring for injured animals and humans, most particularly young women.

One day, the queen of the distant land of Vékavété called upon Tarénara. The queen's daughter had been possessed by a demon and was dying. Tarénara and Her Tarénarans set out for Vékavété at once.

Despite Their haste, the trip took days upon days, fourdays upon fourdays. Along the way, Tarénara and Her Tarénarans hunted the forests, plains, and deserts, taking only what They needed.

Halfway to Vékavété, Tarénara and Her followers had set up camp in a glade near a clear-running stream. Protected as they were from wayward eyes by the dense foliage, the goddess and Her followers decided to bathe in the stream.

As they splashed and frolicked in the cool, refreshing water, a nearby hunter, named Rékavísoto, happened to hear Their joyous laughter. Although he knew better than to disturb the privacy of women, his lust and desire overcame him. He gathered his hounds and bade them to be quiet while he crept through the brush to get a look at the bathing beauties.

Rékavísoto did not, however, have the hunting skills of Tarénara. He achieved his spectacular view of the goddess and the Tarénarans in all Their glory, but as he stepped forward for an even closer view, Rékavísoto stepped on a twig.

The sharp crack of the twig resonated throughout the forest glade. Tarénara and the demigoddesses spotted Rékavísoto at once. The Tarénarans shrieked and ran for Their clothing. Tarénara, however, stood Her ground, thigh-deep in the water, and cast a spell upon Rékavísoto, transforming him into a stag.

The hunter's hounds smelled the stag and immediately set upon Rékavísoto, thinking him to be prey. Within seconds, Rékavísoto lay dead. Tarénara welcomed his hounds into Her own pack, to live eternally and hunt as long as they so desire.

The Tarénarans were frightened by this ordeal. The most beautiful Tarénaran, Kohísohí, decried the expedition as folly. The world outside Their homeland was too vicious for Them to travel any further, Kohísohí said. She exhorted Tarénara to lead Them all home at once.

Tarénara, however, knew that the princess in Vékavété relied on Her healing skills, and so Tarénara decided without hesitation to continue the mission.

Two days later, They met the giant hunter, Surasaté. Surasaté was the son of Vasataté, God of the Oceans, and was so large that He could wade across the sea with the water only coming up to His chin. He was also a skilled hunter and infatuated with Tarénara.

To prove His prowess and worthiness for the spectacular goddess, Surasaté laid before Tarénara all of His kills from the previous fourday. The mountain of dead animals towered high into the atmosphere, so high that Tarénara's twin brother, Píríuso, God of the Sun, had to redirect His solar chariot so it did not collide with the carcasses.

Tarénara and Her followers expressed disgust at such waste. Not even a giant such as Surasaté could eat the enormous pile of meat before it spoiled. Surasaté had very nearly wiped out the entire animal population of the world. In fact, He had indeed killed the last of the unicorns, exterminating that noble species for the rest of eternity.

Surasaté was not dissuaded by Tarénara's contempt. Overcome by His lust for Tarénara, He forced Himself upon Her. Before Surasaté could spoil Her maidenhood, however, Tarénara and the Tarénarans forced away the giant with a precise rain of arrows.

So that Surasaté would never again affront the natural order of the universe, or Tarénara Herself, the goddess sent a giant scorpion to chase after the demigod hunter. Every day, every year, the scorpion and Surasaté chase each other through Sívorí's domain, neither one gaining or losing ground to the other. Whenever the scorpion rises above the horizon, Surasaté flees from the sky. Whenever the scorpion dives after him, below the horizon, Surasaté rises in the opposite sky.

The very next day, Tarénara and the Tarénarans arrived in Vékavété. The queen guided them to her demon-possessed daughter. Tarénara laid Her hands upon the princess and quickly expelled the demon, which was a friend of Kérasa, High Goddess of Water, and therefore unable to be destroyed by Tarénara. The demon disappeared into the aether, declaring that it would return as soon as Tarénara left Vékavété.

The princess was instantly well. The queen and all of Vékavété heaped praise upon Tarénara, as to be expected. They worshipped Her extensively, building several temples in Her honor.

While Tarénara enjoyed this praise, She longed to return home. The Tarénarans begged for Her to take Them home. While on this mission, She had not been able to guide the moon, and so the world had been in darkness at night for over a month. Furthermore, certainly other maidens and animals required Her aid, but She couldn't leave Vékavété or else Kérasa's demon would return.

Tarénara called the demon to Her and made a deal with it. If it promised to never again possess the princess or anyone else, the citizens of Vékavété would sacrifice four cattle and seven goats to the demon every full moon.

Kérasa's demon gladly agreed to this arrangement. Tarénara returned home from Vékavété, leaving behind a statue of incredible likeness to Her in the grandest of their temples.

Once back to Their homeland, Tarénara and Her followers returned to Their normal lives, guiding the moon, hunting, and caring for those in need, and maintaining Their vows of chastity.

Soon, though, it became apparent that Kohísohí, the most beautiful Tarénaran, had not honored that vow. She was obviously pregnant.

Tarénara demanded to know who the father was. Kohísohí tried to deny Her pregnancy at first, but relented to Tarénara's fury and admitted that She had had a tryst with Sozho, High God of Air.

Outraged at Kohísohí's complete disregard for Her vow, Tarénara transformed the Tarénaran and Her newborn son, Sarakazhé, into bears. Not knowing the way of bears, Kohísohí and Her son did not eat well and were persistently beset upon by coyotes.

Sívorí, Goddess of the Stars, bade Tarénara to take pity on Them, especially Sarakazhé, Who had done nothing wrong. Tarénara reluctantly agreed with Her friend’s advice and cast the mother bear and cub into the night sky, forever to spin together under Sívorí’s watchful eye.

Nightly reminded of Kohísohí's vow-breaking, the remainder of the Tarénarans took heed and thus honor Their vow for all eternity. Hunters from across the lands learn from the giant Surasaté's hubris and kill only the animals they need. Demons still try to hurt humans, but always flee before Tarénara arrives.

Some men have learned from Rékavísoto's mistake, but most still let their lust and desire control them. Ladies, beware all men, for they are deceitful and treacherous. Let the most holy Tarénara, Goddess of Hunting, Lady of the Moon, the Defender, the Pathfinder, the Embracer guide your actions.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Lunar Eclipse

For once, it's not completely overcast during an eclipse!
Lunar Eclipse 2a
Lunar Eclipse 1

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Hunting Goddess/Moon Goddess


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When the moon arises late tonight, Tarénara's spirit will be in the air. Go hunting with Her. Find that stag. Shoot it with your bow and arrow. Roast it up good, but be sure to leave a large portion for Her. She guided your arrow, after all!

It's Her holy day!

Friday, July 20, 2007

Apollo 11 Day!

38 years ago today, Neil Armstrong mumbled those immortal words: "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

Or maybe it was the radio transmission which dropped the smallest word from the lot. In any case, it makes more sense the way he intended to say it rather than the way everyone remembers it.

Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin spent 2.5 hours wandering around on the lunar surface that day. I bet it was tough to go back inside, even with a dwindling oxygen supply.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

La Lune!

When you see the moon this evening, make sure to sing her the following song (to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down):

La la la, la lune est là,
Lune est là,
Lune est là.
La la la, la lune est là,
Lune est là!

Because it's Her holy day, after all.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

La Lune

Besides today being Brazilian Independence Day, my parents' 37th wedding anniversary (Happy anniversary!), and the Holy Day of Nanímo (God of Anger, Martian calendar only), today also has a full moon, a lunar eclipse, a perigee, and the moon occulting Uranus.

The eclipse is starting soon, peaking at 9:45 or so PDT, so nobody in the Western Hemisphere will be able to see it. Perigee means that the moon is at its closest point to Earth in its orbit this month, so it should look really big. The occultation of Uranus will only be visible (*not* be visible?) from Australia and environs. But if you have a telescope in the US, you should be able to spot Uranus just beside the moon tonight. And if you can't, you better return your Astronomy merit badge.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

How about the moons?

Now that the IAU has drawn a line between planets and dwarf planets, and another between dwarf planets and small solar system bodies, it's time to draw a line between major and minor moons. I mean, take a look at Jupiter. Do you really want to memorize every single one of its 63 named moons? I think not. Therefore there must be a line drawn.

So let's use the same line as the one between dwarf planets and SSSBs: spheroidness. Which puts the divider down in the 4x1019 kg range, same as for dwarf planets.

Here's a list of planets (and dwarf planets which have major moons) and their major moons:

Mercury
Venus
Earth
.....Moon
Mars
Jupiter
.....Io
.....Europa
.....Ganymede
.....Callisto
Saturn
.....Mimas
.....Enceladus
.....Tethys
.....Dione
.....Rhea
.....Titan
.....Iapteus
Uranus
.....Miranda
.....Ariel
.....Umbriel
.....Titania
.....Oberon
Neptune
.....Triton
Pluto
.....Charon
"Santa"
....."Rudolph" (maybe)
"Xena"
....."Gabrielle" (maybe)

And that's all you need to know.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

IAU Announces Tomorrow Morning

So, let's call it eight planets, okay?

Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune

And some other smaller stuff like asteroids, planetoids, centaurs, trans-Neptunian objects, Kuiper-belt objects, and other names that overlap. You can call these minor planets or dwarf planets or whatever you like. That's where these go:

Vesta
Ceres
Pallas
Hygiea
Pluto
Orcus
Ixion
Varuna
TX300
"Santa"
Quaoar
"Easterbunny"
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"Xena"
Sedna

And anything that orbits one of the above categories, we'll call a moon or a satellite. Unless it's like really really close in size. And we haven't found any of those yet. Thus go:

Moon
Io
Europa
Ganymede
Callisto
Titan
Triton
Charon
"Gabrielle"

Back to the status quo, in other words. Except Pluto has finally been reunited with its heretofore unknown compatriots.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Can o' Worms

As I'm sure you all know, the sixteen most massive objects in the solar system are:

Sun
Jupiter
Saturn
Neptune
Uranus
Earth
Venus
Mars
Mercury
Ganymede
Titan
Callisto
Io
Moon
Europa
Triton

"Xena" probably comes next, but its mass hasn't been pinned down yet. And then Pluto. And then "Santa" and "Easterbunny," most likely, followed by Titania, Oberon, and Sedna.

Note that I haven't said Charon or Ceres yet, which are the two objects the IAU listed right beside "Xena" in their definitely-planets-if-we-make-this-rule declaration. In fact, Charon is about half the mass of Sedna, and Ceres is less than a third the mass of Sedna. So why aren't Sedna, "Santa," and "Easterbunny" on the definitely-planets-if-we-make-this-rule list?

But then we run into another problem with the IAU's planet definition. They also state that the object should be almost spherical. This leaves off all but a couple asteriods (Ceres and Vesta). All asteroids ranked third and below are irregularly shaped.

But remember "Santa"? It's next in line behind Pluto and almost three times as massive as Charon (over four times as big as Ceres). But it's irregularly shaped. It's almost 2000 km long by less than 1000 wide. So is it a planet? Would the IAU really leave it off the list just because it's oblong?

. . . What would it be like to stand on such a planetoid as "Santa"? It would be as if the entire world were two huge mountains, with only a few level locations on the entire surface. At the top of the mountains (the ends of the long axis), the gravity would be 0.29 m/s2. At the bottom of the valley (the ends of the shortest axis), the gravity would be 1.1 m/s2. (Earth surface gravity is 9.8 m/s2.) You'd weigh over three times as much at the bottom than at the top! In fact, gravity at the low point would be almost twice as much as on Pluto, a more massive planet. Weird, huh?

Hm. "Santa" is oblong because it rotates so fast, they say. Its rotational period is 3.915 hours. Would you even be able to stand on top one of the mountains if it is spinning so fast? What's the escape velocity? 0.84 km/s. And at the top of the mountain, you'd be going 0.43 km/s standing still. So. . . you'd have to travel an extra 1452 km/h. Oh good.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

It's still Elvis Week!

Let us bow our heads as we listen to the good word of the King:

Moonbeams play peek-a-boo
Three awake became two
And my song was almost done
When the land of Nod took one

-Five Sleepy Heads


Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three
If their technique ain't what it should be
Get love instruction for free from me
Through the courtesy of the
Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce

-Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce

Saturday, May 13, 2006

La Lune

Look! It's a full moon!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

TJ

Today is Thomas Jefferson's 263rd birthday! Happy birthday, you old states-righter. Just say no to a strong central government!

But for me, April 13 makes me think of Apollo 13, since that was the day they were supposed to land. Go watch that movie. It's a good one. It's the last film with Tom Hanks I can stand to watch.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Lunar Eclipse, but not for me

There'll be a lunar eclipse tonight/this afternoon. While not as dramatic as a solar eclipse, they're still fun to see. The moon will slowly turn red and dark, then slowly come back to normal. It takes over an hour usually.

Today's eclipse is centered at 23:36 GMT, which means if you're in England, you should stick your head outside sometime between 11 p.m. and midnight. For those of you in the Pacific time zone, however, this will take place between 3 and 4 p.m., before the moon actually rises. It might rise in time for you Central viewers (5 to 6 p.m.), but it will be right on the eastern horizon. Too bad I'm not in Boston or something.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Happy New Year!

How many times have I said that in the past few months? It seems like every week, there's a new New Year's to celebrate. . .

But this one's different. This one has a billion people shooting off fireworks. This one is the Lunar New Year. Sunday begins the Year of the Dog. The Fire Dog! Year 4703!

Up until a few minutes ago, I thought it was the Year of the Wood Dog, but I checked and found out I was wrong. Apparently the 60-year cycle doesn't go through all the animals each element, but instead does them in pairs: Earth Tiger, Earth Rabbit, Metal Dragon, Metal Snake, Water Horse, Water Goat, Wood Monkey, Wood Rooster, and now Fire Dog.

Hm... I was born in the year of the Fire Dragon. Pretty impressive, huh? Just picking a couple other years at random, 1948 was the Earth Rat and 1974 was the Wood Tiger. I wonder if Chinese astrology somehow makes those sound as good as Fire Dragon. . .

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Farscape is addictive

Jiffy Lube told me that my upper brake light was out. I told them they replaced it four months ago, so why is it dead already? They said they could replace it again, but it's probably an electrical problem. Since they've sold me bum wiperblades in the past, I decided I didn't want to buy any more lightbulbs from them.

So this morning, I went down to my car, intent on getting the bulb out and then going to buy my own replacement. After much fun lying on my back in my trunk with my legs flailing, Swiss Army knife gripped in my hand, and did I mention it's freezing out, I finally got the plastic doohickey unhooked from the car frame. I crawled into the back seat and twisted the electrical part free of the plastic shell. The bulb just about fell out when I touched it.

The filament was good. Which meant it had to be an electrical problem. Which meant it was all Jiffy Lube's fault, because they're the last ones to touch it. So I tried to put the bulb back in, but it didn't go in very well. I looked closer, my upper body jammed in underneath the back window. One of the metal clips that hold the bulb in place was bent crooked, blocking where the bulb slides in. With my trusty Swiss Army knife which has only once caused me difficulty at the airport, I bent the metal back to its proper location. I popped in the bulb with a satisfying click, hopped into the driver's seat, hit the brakes, and. . . Let there be light! It worked.

So I put it all back together, which was surprisingly easier than taking it apart, and then drove here to the office because I was already in my car and planning on swinging by on my way back from the auto parts store.

Yesterday, I reshelved all my bookcases and then wrapped presents. I watched about fifteen hours of Farscape. Or maybe only ten. I jumped around on the tapes that ReniMamurd gave me. Part of season 2, part of season 2, part of season 3. I think I like season 3 the best. I also watched Revenge of the Sith and half of Red vs Blue season 3. But then right back to Farscape. Farscape is addictive.

And then before I went to bed, I stepped out onto my balcony and stared into the firmament. Exceedingly clear night. Tarénara, Rívorí, and all the stars beckoned. . .

Here's what my bedroom looked like before I started bringing furniture back into it (The bed and lamps stayed there the whole time):
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I'm standing in my closet doorway. Green surrounds me.

I still have one present remaining to wrap, but it hasn't arrived yet. I ordered it last Tuesday with three-day delivery. I called them Friday after it didn't arrive. I was told that on the last webpage of their ordering process (after the payment has been processed), there's a disclaimer stating they usually take three days before the product gets shipped. But he said they're running a day behind, so I wouldn't get it until next Thursday. I cried foul and said they should inform customers about that extra delay before they pay more for speedy delivery. He relented and said he'd put it on next-day delivery, which means Tuesday.

But here's a picture of all my presents (minus one) around my tree:
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I think I need a bigger tree. . .

Monday, October 24, 2005

Big Heart

Backpacking trip to Big Heart Lake this (last) weekend. I haven't been there since I was eleven. Surprisingly enough, it didn't rain on us. Yay! I posted 27 photos at flickr, but I'll show you a few here, too.

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The day started sunny and blue. Cold down in the valley, but hot once we climbed up into the sunlight. The place looked strange with the leaves on the ground instead of the on the trees. (I've been up this trail a few times before.)

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Here we are, resting at the halfway point, Copper Lake. We saw our first clouds then, but they didn't bother us much. Sunscreen was liberally applied.

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Copper Lake. Hardly any wind the entire weekend. Good reflection weather.

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And finally we reached Big Heart Lake. About a half mile after I said, "We can't stop now. It's just around the corner."

We then set up camp, ate dinner, and sat around our campcandle late into the night. Mars was huge and orange. Moonrise was rather spectacular, too. But no pics of those, sorry. But we did find out who'd been attacked by chipmunks and who'd been attacked by roosters, so it wasn't a total waste.

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Leisurely breakfast and packing up camp, and it was time to leave. Not enough daylight hours anymore. If we had this weather in August, we'd've had about three hours of potential swimming time at Big Heart Lake, but in October it was too cold. Darn axial tilt.

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The first couple miles of trail, I'd been on earlier this year, when I led a dayhike to Malachite Lake. The river crossing near the trailhead was washed out back then and we had to walk along a couple logs. I thought "Hey, it's early in the season. They just haven't fixed it yet." But it was exactly the same this time around. The water level must've been lower this time, though, because a few people eschewed the logs and instead splashed through the bit of river, getting just their boots wet.

It started raining about a half-hour after we got back on the highway. Big dinner in Gold Bar. I've eaten three times at the Mountain View Diner (east end of town). The chicken-fried steak, montreal burger, and big bird sandwich are all very good. They'd probably taste good even not immediately after a hike. Vegetarian choices were kinda slim, I noticed. So eat meat.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Holy Day of Tarénara

And a happy Tarénara Day to all of you, too!

Go dance naked under the new moon, sing your hunting songs, whatever it is you Tarénarans do. It's all rather silly, don't you agree? Goddess of Hunting? Sheesh. When's the last time you saw a woman with a bow and arrow?

Me, I'm sticking with Zhaké. . . um. . . I mean, Píríuso. Yeah, that's it. I worship the sun god Píríuso, and don't you forget it!