Boom!

Bash stuff! Bash stuff! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!

Mwa ha ha!

'Tis the Holy Day of Huro! Take your goat-drawn chariot of gold -- and don't forget your jumbo hammer -- and go wreck stuff! Knock a hole in that wall! Bash your friend's head in!

. . . Okay, maybe not that. Stay away from your friends. Especially if you're drunk and violent. Or if they're drunk and violent. That's a bad combination -- but it's right up Huro's alley!