Star Wars Tickets $2000

...or only $500, if you're feeling cheap.

You can see Star Wars III a week before everyone else if you shell out the big bucks. To make you feel better, the money goes to a good cause. Ten locations around the country, apparently.

Cinerama, May 12, 5 pm. Be there.

Don't forget: Proper attire is "Classy Casual or Alien Chic."