No Summer This Year?

Oh look. It's snowing again.

Not sticking right now, but isn't it supposed to be springtime?

I sure hope this summer isn't a repeat of 1816. We had some snow in March last year, but this year is even colder than last.

Sunspots, get cooking! We need some warmth!

Actually, some sunspots started up, but they are the wrong polarity, so nobody knows what that means. Maybe we haven't seen the end of the low yet. Which means John McCain will definitely win the presidency. But of course he would, anyway, just because of his first name. We've already had four John presidents, after all, and zero Hillary or Barack.

Um... I digressed a bit, didn't I?