Flag Day, Red vs Blue style
Here's my transcript from the Red vs Blue Flag Day public service announcement:
Rooster Teeth Presents:
Red vs Blue Public Service Announcement:
Raise ’Em if Ya Got ’Em
DOC: Well, Tucker, if he wasn’t Scottish and he wasn’t Irish, I don’t know what you think he could be.
TUCKER: Doc, for the last time, that wasn’t a kilt. It was a dress.
DOC: Then how do you explain the bagpipes?
TUCKER: Dude, those weren’t bagpipes.
DOC: Ew.
DONUT: Hey, guys! What’s going on?
TUCKER: Donut, what the hell are you doing with that flag?
DOC: Hey, put that back! You’re getting it all flappy.
DONUT: But guys, we’re all supposed to have flags today. It’s Flag Day!
TUCKER: It’s *what* day?
DONUT: *Flag* Day. The day we all take time out to celebrate how wonderful it is to have a flag!
DOC: Oh, man. I don’t have a flag. I don’t even have a side.
TUCKER: Please. That’s just a made-up holiday designed to get people to spend money, like Double Hanukkah and Thanksgiving Extreme.
DONUT: Nuh-uh! It’s real and it’s today!
DOC: Donut, do you think I could hold your flag? Just for a little while?
DONUT: No way, because guess what happens to anyone not holding a flag on Flag Day? That’s right. They get pinched.
TUCKER: No they don’t!
DOC: Wait a minute! Isn’t this just like what happened on St. Patrick’s Day?
DONUT: That’s right. Only, this time, Donut’s in charge! Now line right up for some good, old-fashioned Flag-Day pinching! I promise I’ll only grab the meaty parts!
TUCKER: Oh my god. Dude, you are fucking weird.
DOC: Just when I thought we were beginning to bond.
DONUT: Hey guys, don’t go. We haven’t even played any holiday games yet! Like “Raise the Flagpole”!
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DONUT: You know you want to!
1 comment:
You should do this for every holiday they did a PSA for!
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