My Cubicle Has Bad Feng Shui

My new desk is at the end of a long corridor. It's a bit unnerving to see seventy-five feet of carpet stretching away from me. All those people watching over my shoulder as they walk the hall.

I've heard that houses at the end of dead-end streets have bad feng shui because all the energies from the street are funneled straight into the house. The remedy is to put a mirror on your front door.

So I guess I need to get a mirror and somehow reflect all that bad energy away from me. And maybe then I won't feel like everybody's watching me.

If only I had a door. . .