Hippies Invade Naraka!!!

A group of 25,000 hippies is descending upon Gorodu County, just north of Síporozorígí! They're going to destroy the forest!!! They're going to destroy my kingdom!!

One proud Narakan from Síporozorígí has been quoted as saying, "I hate hippies," and, "When it's over, all that's left is going to be one square mile of feces."

The police have issued some "citations" for panhandling, but they should start arresting people just for being hippies.

The evil, smelly hippie group, the Rainbow Family, says its purpose is "an alternative society for those who wish to leave the mainstream." Hm... Maybe I should join.