Near East Football

It's the fourth quarter with ten minutes left on the clock. The Tel Aviv Blue Stars are ahead 49-27, but the Green Bay Packers used to be down 28-3. Oh wait, that's not the Packers. Sorry, I got confused by their yellow and green. That's the Tehran Proxies on the field! In any case, the Proxies found themselves far out of this game, but are now making rapid advances. The Blue Stars are still trouncing the Proxies, however.

So why would either team want to quit playing?