What Shall We Do with a Deadline Misser?

To the tune of "What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?":

What shall we do with a deadline misser,
What shall we do with a deadline misser,
What shall we do with a deadline misser,
Early in the evening?

Stick him in the closet till he's sorry,
Stick him in the closet till he's sorry,
Stick him in the closet till he's sorry,
Early in the evening.

Keep him there and make him draft it,
Keep him there and make him draft it,
Keep him there and make him draft it,
Early in the evening.

Pull out the toner and ink him all over,
Pull out the toner and ink him all over,
Pull out the toner and ink him all over,
Early in the evening.

Tie the power cords around his ankles,
Tie the power cords around his ankles,
Tie the power cords around his ankles,
Early in the evening.

Give him a taste of the end of the straightedge,
Give him a taste of the end of the straightedge,
Give him a taste of the end of the straightedge,
Early in the evening.

Drag him from the back of the FedEx van,
Drag him from the back of the FedEx van,
Drag him from the back of the FedEx van,
Early in the evening.

Stick him in the shred bin till he's mangled,
Stick him in the shred bin till he's mangled,
Stick him in the shred bin till he's mangled,
Early in the evening.

Heave him by the leg straight out the window,
Heave him by the leg straight out the window,
Heave him by the leg straight out the window,
Early in the evening.

That's what we'll do with a deadline misser,
That's what we'll do with a deadline misser,
That's what we'll do with a deadline misser,
Early in the evening!