One of Those Days

Have you ever had a day when you dropped an unopened, unshook can of pop and it landed on the floor in such a way that it broke open and sprayed soda all over you and your chair and your desk and your cubicle and your cabinets and the wall behind you and then dumped all but a fluid ounce into the carpet?

Yeah, well neither had I till today.

At least it was diet, so not so sticky.