Happy Unhappiest Day!

Psychologists have discovered that today, the Monday closest to January 24, is the unhappiest day of the year. Reasons include "post-Christmas blues, the return to work after the holidays, mounting bills to pay for the parties, the challenge of keeping New Year's resolutions, the slender prospects of fun in the weeks ahead and chilly winter temperatures."

But don't worry. It's only five months till the happiest day of the year, June 23, which is a Friday, of course.