Marketing Marketing Marketing!

When word-of-mouth isn't cutting it anymore, what are you going to do? How about handing out business cards?

That's what one crack dealer decided would be a good idea. He got them printed up with his phone number, address, slogan ("For a quick hit on time call the boss."), and even a logo of a boxing glove hitting an alarm clock (Get it? "Hit" on "time"!).

After arresting him, the police had these wonderful words of wisdom: "It makes our job considerably easier when they advertise and let us know where to get ahold of them."