Ow

The more often I bite my lip, the more likely I am to bite my lip. The chance of an occurance goes up exponentially, you see, as the lip swells. Even if I concentrate on not biting my lip, I still chomp down on it. And it's always the same spot, lower lip caught between my right canines. Well, I suppose I've bitten other bits of soft flesh in my mouth, but for some reason, my right canines seem to attempt a piercing of my lower lip at least twice a year.

It certainly makes eating apples and carrots a dangerous proposition. )-: