Thursday, December 29, 2016

Beat Him

[A Star Wars parody of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson]

The Force has been my way for nine hundred years
Sick have I become and now my end is near
A Jedi won't you be, and now I want to be clear
Till you beat him, just beat him

Your father, Vader is, and he's an evil man
Avoid aggression, fear and anger, best you can
Don't underestimate the Emp'ra, you must have a plan
And beat him
But you want to be sad

Just beat him (beat him) beat him (beat him)
Vader must die so defeat him
You must confront Vader and complete the fight
You're our only hope to make the universe right

Just beat him (beat him)
Just beat him (beat him)
Just beat him (beat him)
Just beat him (beat him) Ooh!

Now Yoda died and Luke, you're lookin' kinda blue
My friend turned evil, changed his name, a day I rue
I told you what was true, from a certain point of view
So beat him, just beat him

I failed to train your father to the Jedi plan
I couldn't turn him back, he's more machine than man
Don't think about your sister, you must hide her if you can
So beat him
But you think he had good

Just beat him (beat him) beat him (beat him)
Vader must die so defeat him
You must confront Vader and complete the fight
You're our only hope to make the universe right

Just beat him (beat him) beat him (beat him)
Vader must die so defeat him
You must confront Vader and complete the fight
You're our only hope to make the universe right

Just beat him, beat him, beat him, beat him, beat him
Beat him, beat him, beat him, beat him
Beat him, beat him, beat him, beat him
Beat him, beat him, beat him, beat him
Beat him, beat him, beat him, beat him

Beat him (beat him) beat him (beat him)
Vader must die so defeat him
You must confront Vader and complete the fight
You're our only hope to make the universe right

Just beat him (beat him) beat him (beat him)
Vader must die so defeat him
You must confront Vader and complete the fight
You're our only hope to make the universe right

Just beat him (beat him) beat him (beat him)
Vader must die so defeat him
You must confront Vader and complete the fight
You're our only hope to make the universe right

Just beat him (beat him) beat him (beat him)
Vader must die so defeat him
You must confront Vader and complete the fight
You're our only hope to make the universe right

Just beat him (beat him) beat him (beat him)

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