Jabba Be Startin' Somethin'

[A Star Wars parody of "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" by Michael Jackson]

Ooh

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)

I got Han in carbonite
He is frozen, feet off the ground
My favorite decoration
He will never, ever come down
Someone's always tryin'
From my hands, be pryin'
Talkin', squealin', lyin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)

Two droids knock and enter my hood
They are certain up to no good
Got a message from their master
Fill my throne room up with laughter
Someone's always tryin'
From my hands, be pryin'
Treacherous, cunnin', cryin'
Jedi falsifyin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)

Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Still they hate me (still they hate him)
Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Could be my table (Jabba's table)
Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Could eat off of him (could eat off of him)
Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Ow

Now Luke just keeps on talkin'
When those droids should be walkin'
Makin' me the new droid owner
This is never gettin' older
Someone's always tryin'
From my hands, be pryin'
Talkin', squealin', spyin'
Saying you just wanna be startin' somethin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)

Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Still they hate me (still they hate him)
Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Could be my table (Jabba's table)
Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Could eat off of him (could eat off of him)
Han's a vegetable (he's a vegetable)
Ow, ow, yee-hah, ooh

Oola, dance for me, baby (yeah yeah)
I want you, baby (yeah yeah)
And don't think maybe (yeah yeah)
Come over here, baby (yeah yeah)
You are always tryin'
Fightin' and denyin'
So down the pit be flyin'
Now Oola's slowly dyin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
Jabba be startin' somethin'
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)
I'm too rich to take over (yeah yeah)
Too strong to plunder (yeah yeah)
So don't you try it (yeah yeah)
Your pain will be thunder (yeah yeah)

Lift your head up high
And scream out to the world
I know I am someone
And let the truth unfurl (yee-hah)
No one can hurt me now
Because I know what's true
Yes, I believe in me
There's nothing you can do
Sing it for me

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(Rat a ran win joct, co jappi qoff) Sing it to the world
(Rat a ran win joct, co jappi qoff) Sing it out loud
(Rat a ran win joct, co jappi qoff) Oh ho
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(Rat a ran win joct, co jappi qoff) Ah ha
(Rat a ran win joct, co jappi qoff) Ha ha ha
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(Rat a ran win joct, co jappi qoff) Ha ha ha
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(Rat a ran win joct, co jappi qoff) Sing it out loud
(Rat a ran win joct, co jappi qoff) Ah ha
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