Killer (Sarlacc Fight)

[A Star Wars parody of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson]

The sun is hot light, but sarlacc's down there hiding in the dark
Below our skiff lies a pit of thousand teeth all razor sharp
We must be free, or Jabba dies, he knows this is his last chance
Guard pushes me, and horror looks me right between the eyes
It's his demise

This will be killer, sarlacc fight
And no one's gonna save you when the Jedi starts to strike
You know it's killer, sarlacc fight
You're fighting for your life inside a thriller killer gunfight

Ooh
My sword in my hand, you realize there's nowhere left to run
You land in hot sand and tumble down the pit away from sun
Guard closes eyes and hopes that this is just imagination
But all the while, you hear a Jedi creepin' up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is killer sarlacc fight
There ain't no second chance against the thing with lockin' bite
Killer sarlacc fight
You're fighting for your life inside thriller killer swordfight

Boba Fett aims and blind Han hits him right in the rocket pack
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life, ooh

I'm out to get you, jump to Jabba's barge, land on the side
I will destroy you unless you drop your gun and run and hide
Now is the time to get the gun and point it at the deck there
Away we fly and save our friends, explosion on the barge
I set us free

It was a killer sarlacc fight
'Cause I got skill to take on any fool like Jabba dare try
Killer sarlacc fight
So let them all explode and end the
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It was a killer sarlacc fight
'Cause I got skill to take on any fool like Jabba dare try
Killer sarlacc fight
So let them all explode and end the
Thriller killer
Ow!
That was the sarlacc fight

Bodies fall across the land
I reach to snare those close at hand
Excited by the smell of blood
I drag them down the pit I dug
And nonesoever shall be found
And not a soul will hear a sound
I'll doom you with my terror spell
To agonize eternal hell

Was a killer fight (killer)
Ooh (killer)
The sarlacc fight (sarlacc fight) (killer)
I won (the fight)
The sarlacc fight (Jedi) (he won)
Ooh hoo yeah (ooh hoo) (killer fight)
I won the fight (killer) (ooh hoo hoo)
The fight (oh baby)
Killer fight (killer fight)
Ooh

The foulest stench is in my lair
The funk of forty thousand years
My victims shriek in every room
I eat their souls, I am their tomb
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The sarlacc, mighty killer
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