Ewok Nature

[A Star Wars parody of "Human Nature" by Michael Jackson]

Looking down
At enemy scouts
The forest gives cover to Han
"Hey, it's me"
Starts a fistfight
Luke says, "great, come on"

Over there
Two more of them
We jump a bike and take flight
Chase the scouts
I crash my speeder
Jabbed by a furry sight

And I say
Why, why, guess it's just his Ewok nature
Why, why does he poke me that way
And I say
Why, why, guess it's just his Ewok nature
Why, why, such a jittery thing

Looking out
We kill a stranger
He takes me home to his town
Their drums beat
An Ewok banquet
My captive friends are bound

And they say
Why, why, guess it's just their Ewok nature
Why, why do they cook us this way
And they say
Why, why, guess it's just their Ewok nature
Why, why do they worship that way

Threepio threatens that way
Luke flies him that way
(That way) why oh why
(That way) why oh why

Ewoks scream
Scared of his magic
They release my friends tonight
Threepio
Tells our story
The Ewoks join our fight

If they say
Why, why, tell 'em that it's Ewok nature
Why, why do they help us that way
If they say
Why, why, ooh, tell them
Why, why are they happy that way

If they say
Why, why, tell 'em that it's Ewok nature
Why, why do they help us that way
If they say
Why, why, ooh, tell them
Why, why are they happy that way

If they say
Why, why, ooh, tell them
Why, why do they help us that way
If they say
Why, why, da da da da da da da da
Why, why are they happy that way

I like livin' this way
Why oh why
(That way) why oh why
(That way) why, why
(That way)