Saturday, December 31, 2016

J.Y.T. (Jedi Young Thing)

[A Star Wars parody of "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" by Michael Jackson]

You know you
You make me feel so evil inside
I'm glad I have a son just like you
Such a J-Y-T, Jedi young thing
Ooh

We knew you'd come to me
And you've accepted the truth
Powerful, you are, my son
The dark side has got a hold on me
You will die if that's your destiny
Your master now is the Emperor
We have trapped your friends
Hope is at an end
It is pointless to resist, my son
Let me show you the dark side

I want to train you (J-Y-T)
Jedi young thing
Release your hatred (I-Y-D)
It's your destiny
And I'll take you there
Luke, ooh
I want to train you (J-Y-T)
Jedi young thing
You are his servant (I-Y-D)
It's your destiny
And I'll take you there
(Anywhere you wanna go)
Yes I will, ooh

Nothin' can stop this Death Star
From firin' upon your friends
Gotta see the show, Jedi
Won't you fight, use your hate 'gainst me
There's no conflict, son, there is no good in me
You've a twin sister, your thoughts reveal
If you will not turn, then perhaps she will
You attack with all you got
You cut my hand, but then you stop

You way you won't turn (J-Y-T)
Jedi young thing
So be it, Jedi (I-Y-D)
It's your destiny
The Emp'ra's lightning
Killin' you, killin' you
I want to save you (J-Y-T)
Jedi young thing
You are my only son (I-Y-D)
It's your destiny
And I'll save you now
Yes I will

(Jedi young thing) unh (I'll set you free)
(Jedi young thing) unh (I'll set you free)

Jedi young thing, repeat after me
Say no no no (no no no)
No no no no (no no no no)
Say no no no (no no no)
No no no no no (no no no no no)
I killed the Emperor, killed the Emperor

I want to see you (J-Y-T)
Jedi young thing
Please take my mask off (I-Y-D)
It's your destiny
And you've saved me now
Saved me now, saved me now
I want to tell you (J-Y-T)
Jedi young thing
YYou were right about me (I-Y-D)
It's your destiny
And tell your sister you were right

Hoo, hoo (J-Y-T)
Ah, Luke (I-Y-D)
Ah, Luke, ooh

And I think
I think you'll be a great Jedi
(J-Y-T)
If I could just
Could just stay alive
(I-Y-D)
Such a J-Y-T to me
Jedi young thing

Oh Luke, oh Luke
Oh son (J-Y-T)
Oh son (I-Y-D)
You saved me, ooh

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