[A Star Wars parody of "One of My Turns" by Pink Floyd]
Day after day, Yoda shows me the way
Of the Force that a Jedi can use
And night after night, I learn how to fight
"But beware of the dark side, for it can consume you"
And something is very not right around here
And I can feel sinister cold from that cave
I feel evil domain it is
With me, I'll take my weapons
Into the cave, here I go
Hiss of a saber!
From the darkness comes Darth Vader
His red lightsaber held high
Don't be so frightened
That way leads to hate and anger
I must remain calm
Yoda, I am not prepared
To face this man alone
And how will I survive this battle?
How did he get here so soon?
Should I give him a fight?
Would ya, would you like to see me try?
So I take a swing at him
And I cut off his head
Why is he wearing my face?