Join Me and You'll Live/No!

[A Star Wars parody of "Waiting for the Worms" and "Stop" by Pink Floyd]

Ah, Luke, you cannot reach me now
Luke, no matter how you try
The dark side is stronger, it's over
Join my side

It's useless to resist, just put down your sword
Join me and you'll live, unlike Obi-wan
I slash away your hand and there goes your sword
Join me and you'll live, unlike Obi-wan

Join me, don't make me destroy you
Join me, there is no escape now
I am your father

My son, you will search your feelings
My son, you know that it's true
My son, you don't know your power, I'll finish your training
My son, you'll destroy the Emperor, it is your destiny
My son, come with me

My son, we'll resolve this conflict and restore the order
Join me, together we'll rule as father and son
Join me, it's the only way

Would you like to see yourself rule the galaxy, my son?
All you have to do is take my hand
Would you like to end the destructive, pointless, rebel war, my son?
All you need to do is take my hand

Join me now, join me now, join me now, join me now
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Join me now, join me now, join me now, join me now
Join me now, join me now, join me now, join me now
Join me now, join me now, join me now, join me now

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No!
I'll never join you
Stop with your lies, that is impossible
And I want to step and fall
Because I'd rather die
Then stand one moment at your side