Palpatine

[A Star Wars parody of "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson]

Out near Sullust, we rebels meet, with our ragtag fleet
Against the Emp'ra and we must beat his new Death Star
Being built 'round the moon of Endor
The Death Star won't go far, 'cause the gun doesn't work, so far

Arriving there at the Death Star scene, Emp'ra Palpatine
And many Bothans have died to glean, his new Death Star
Being built 'round the moon of Endor

Admiral Ackbar told us, has a shield from the moon
And we must disable it from the start
Then Lando and his fighters commence the grand attack
And destroy the Death Star good and we will win the war, hey hey

Palpatine is not my emp'ra
He's just a Sith who will now reap what he's sown (oh no)
'Cause the Death Star must be blown (ooh)
He'll now reap what he's sown, 'cause the Death Star must be blown

So Han Solo set up his strike team, they are rough and mean
But he doesn't have a crew to command the shuttle to land
Secretly on the moon of Endor
So Chewie growled "count me in" and Leia and Luke raised their hands
(Count me in, count me in)

We flew the Shuttle Tydirium back to Endor, then
We don't know if our code is actual, so fly casual (oh no)
Past the ship to the moon of Endor

Their controller told us, the shield will go down
So follow your present course (stay on course)
"No problem," said the general, we headed for the ground
"I said it was gonna work," now let's win this war, hey hey

Palpatine is not my emp'ra (ooh)
He's just a Sith who will now reap what he's sown
'Cause the Death Star must be blown (no no no, no no, no no no)
Hoo

Palpatine is not my emp'ra
He's just a Sith who will now reap what he's sown
'Cause the Death Star must be blown (no no)
He'll now reap what he's sown, 'cause the Death Star must be blown (hee hee hee)

Hee hee hee, hoo, hoo
He'll now reap what he's sown, 'cause the Death Star must be blown (no no no, ooh)

Palpatine is not my emp'ra
He's just a Sith who will now reap what he's sown (don't mess with us, man)
'Cause the Death Star must be blown (no no no, no no no)
He'll now reap what he's sown, 'cause the Death Star must be blown

He'll now reap what he's sown (ooh, he's gonna get his)
He'll now also be blown (Gonna be killed soon)
He'll now reap what he's sown
Palpatine is not my emp'ra
Palpatine is not my emp'ra
Palpatine is not my emp'ra
Palpatine is not my emp'ra
Palpatine is not my emp'ra
Palpatine is not my emp'ra