It's my internet and you can't have it!

Yay! The status quo was maintained!!

I'm referring to the news that the U.S. will retain control of internet domain names. China and Iran and other anti-free-speech countries wanted control, and some European countries wanted to help them. But we kept control of the internet. Yay!

Of course, if China and Iran and the UAE and whoever want to set up their own censored internet, I say good luck to them. Competition is king.