Directive 943456201

At this time, as a public service, we are glad to post the following bulletin from the Office of Fluctuation Control and Ceiling Repairs, Bureau of Edible Condiments, Soluable, Insoluable, and Indigestible Fats and Glutenous Derivitives, Washington, D.C.:

Directive 943456201: As of February 1, 2006, the price of groundhog meat will be fixed at a level higher than the price of groundhog meat on October 15, 1984, with the exception of the low-level water route outline in the Bureau's directions of 1996, of finding the Kansas City stockyards. Note: slightly higher west of the Rockies.